♛ Est. 2019 · Recognized by Four Nations · ♛

WEAR
THE
CROWN

Streetwear for the sovereign. Hoodies for the ruling class. We are technically a constitutional monarchy and our drop policy is enshrined in Article VII.

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♛ Why DRPLND

MORE THAN
A BRAND.

We are a registered constitutional monarchy operating under a bicameral legislature. We also sell hoodies.

Sovereign Fit

Each garment is cut to our Royal Standard, a sizing system established by executive decree in 2021. The sovereign fit accommodates both rebellion and brunch.

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Constitutional Drops

Drop dates are codified into law. You cannot miss a drop because the drop is legally guaranteed to you under Article III, Section 4 of the DRPLND Constitution.

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Parliamentary Returns

Returns are voted on by a democratically elected body of 11 citizens. The process takes 30–45 business days. Democracy is slow. That is the point.

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The Royal Warehouse

All stock is housed in what we officially call the Royal Warehouse. It is a unit at a fulfillment center in Reno, Nevada. It has a plaque.

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Official Currency

We accept USD, EUR, GBP, and DRPLND Royal Coin (DRC). DRC is pegged to the price of a graphic tee and has a market cap of approximately $400.

Royal Loyalty Program

Earn points with every purchase. Redeem for early access, exclusive pieces, or a formal title. We have issued 312 dukedoms to date.

♛ SS26 Royal Collection

THE DROP.

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Royal Decree

Sovereign Hoodie

Heavyweight Fleece · 5 Colorways

$148
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Limited

Manifesto Tee

100% Organic · Constitution Printed Inside

$72
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♛ Throne Edition

The Royal Cargo

8 Pockets · One Reserved for Edicts

$220

♛ From the Subjects

TESTIMONIALS
OF THE REALM.

★★★★★

"I bought a hoodie and three weeks later received a certificate of nobility in the mail. I am now the 4th Duke of the Northern Shipping Zone. My family is proud. The hoodie is also very soft."

MK

Marcus K.

Duke of Northern Shipping Zone

★★★★★

"I tried to return a tee shirt and was informed a parliamentary vote was required. The vote passed 7–4 in my favor. I got my refund 41 days later. Honestly? I respect it."

JL

Janine L.

Baroness of Returns Dept.

★★★★★

"The fit is genuinely insane. I wore the Sovereign Hoodie to a city council meeting and two people asked where I bought it. I said I purchased it from a monarchy. Both joined."

DP

Darren P.

Earl of Northeast Portland

As Covered By

HIGHSNOBIETY THE GUARDIAN HYPEBEAST THE ECONOMIST VOGUE

♛ Membership Tiers

CHOOSE YOUR
STATION.

All tiers are constitutionally protected. Downgrades require a two-thirds majority vote.

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Commoner

FREE

Per Month · No Title

  • Access to public drops
  • Email newsletter (The Royal Gazette)
  • Right to petition Parliament
  • No formal title
  • Not invited to the Gala
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Knight

$18

Per Month · Title Included

  • 48hr early drop access
  • Official "Sir" or "Dame" designation
  • 10% discount on all purchases
  • One vote in Parliamentary Returns
  • Invited to the Gala (digital)
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Duke / Duchess

$64

Per Month · Full Peerage

  • Everything in Knight
  • Named territory in the realm
  • Seat in the House of Lords
  • 20% off + free shipping always
  • Physical invitation to the Gala

♛ The Ruling Council

MEET THE
CABINET.

Democratically appointed. Constitutionally mandated. Streetwear obsessed.

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Reeve Ashford

Monarch & Creative Director

Reeve founded DRPLND after realizing that brand loyalty and political allegiance were essentially the same thing. He was right.

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Nia Marchetti

Prime Minister & Head of Ops

Nia runs Parliament and logistics simultaneously. She has never missed a vote or a ship date. These are treated with equal gravity.

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Tobias Grant

Lord Chancellor of Design

Tobias controls the royal visual identity and has issued three formal edicts regarding font usage. Violators are exiled from the mailing list.

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Suki Kim

Keeper of the Royal Treasury

Suki manages finances for both the brand and the sovereign state. She has requested that these be kept in separate spreadsheets. The request was denied.

THE NEXT DROP
IS A ROYAL DECREE.

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By subscribing, you acknowledge the authority of the DRPLND Crown and agree to the Royal Terms (42 pages, available upon formal request).