Streetwear for the sovereign. Hoodies for the ruling class. We are technically a constitutional monarchy and our drop policy is enshrined in Article VII.
♛ Why DRPLND
We are a registered constitutional monarchy operating under a bicameral legislature. We also sell hoodies.
Each garment is cut to our Royal Standard, a sizing system established by executive decree in 2021. The sovereign fit accommodates both rebellion and brunch.
Drop dates are codified into law. You cannot miss a drop because the drop is legally guaranteed to you under Article III, Section 4 of the DRPLND Constitution.
Returns are voted on by a democratically elected body of 11 citizens. The process takes 30–45 business days. Democracy is slow. That is the point.
All stock is housed in what we officially call the Royal Warehouse. It is a unit at a fulfillment center in Reno, Nevada. It has a plaque.
We accept USD, EUR, GBP, and DRPLND Royal Coin (DRC). DRC is pegged to the price of a graphic tee and has a market cap of approximately $400.
Earn points with every purchase. Redeem for early access, exclusive pieces, or a formal title. We have issued 312 dukedoms to date.
♛ SS26 Royal Collection
Heavyweight Fleece · 5 Colorways
100% Organic · Constitution Printed Inside
8 Pockets · One Reserved for Edicts
♛ From the Subjects
"I bought a hoodie and three weeks later received a certificate of nobility in the mail. I am now the 4th Duke of the Northern Shipping Zone. My family is proud. The hoodie is also very soft."
Marcus K.
Duke of Northern Shipping Zone
"I tried to return a tee shirt and was informed a parliamentary vote was required. The vote passed 7–4 in my favor. I got my refund 41 days later. Honestly? I respect it."
Janine L.
Baroness of Returns Dept.
"The fit is genuinely insane. I wore the Sovereign Hoodie to a city council meeting and two people asked where I bought it. I said I purchased it from a monarchy. Both joined."
Darren P.
Earl of Northeast Portland
As Covered By
♛ Membership Tiers
All tiers are constitutionally protected. Downgrades require a two-thirds majority vote.
FREE
Per Month · No Title
$18
Per Month · Title Included
$64
Per Month · Full Peerage
♛ The Ruling Council
Democratically appointed. Constitutionally mandated. Streetwear obsessed.
Monarch & Creative Director
Reeve founded DRPLND after realizing that brand loyalty and political allegiance were essentially the same thing. He was right.
Prime Minister & Head of Ops
Nia runs Parliament and logistics simultaneously. She has never missed a vote or a ship date. These are treated with equal gravity.
Lord Chancellor of Design
Tobias controls the royal visual identity and has issued three formal edicts regarding font usage. Violators are exiled from the mailing list.
Keeper of the Royal Treasury
Suki manages finances for both the brand and the sovereign state. She has requested that these be kept in separate spreadsheets. The request was denied.
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